Dear That Guy
Dear That Guy at the baseball game, please stop waving. Please. We see you. You're the dumbass sitting behind home plate. Yes, you have a great seat. We know that you're estatic, because you've been waving at us for the last two and a half hours. I just thought I'd let you know that there's an idiot like you at every single baseball game, and that you're not special for having a good seat. I'd tell you to carry on, but although you've probably sustained extensive nerve damage by now, you haven't stopped waving yet, so I'll just leave you to it.Thanks so much,
LiliaNic
