2.03.2004

As if I wasn't hearing enough voices

Ever since last week, when I saw Margaret Cho's comedy specials "I'm the One that I Want" and "The Notorious C.H.O.," I have not been able to get the voice of Margaret's mom out of my head. I keep hearing, "I am sooo happy! So happy!!" at the most inopportune times.

Also, I just want to go up to people and say, "Hello, my name is Gwen, and I'm here to WASH your vagina!"

I am deeply touched.