I understand that language, too
The guy who sits behind me at work just told his 17-year-old girlfriend, who is visiting him this weekend, to go buy some condoms. He did so in Spanish, like maybe 1) I don't understand a fair amount of Spanish, and 2) I wouldn't have recognized the word "lubricated," anyway. If he's that ashamed to be sleeping with a minor, maybe he should reconsider the whole relationship.
