10.22.2003

Shut up, Roger.

I don't care how great of a baseball player Roger Clemens is, he's an ass. I don't begrudge him his talent, but I wish he wouldn't talk. Somehow I don't think I need to hear anything more from a man who wouldn't know the truth if it walked up to him and smacked him in his face, which, incidentally, is exactly what some person (much taller and stronger than myself) needs to do. Wake up, Roger. When you're honest, it's easier for us almost to imagine what it would be like to respect you.