10.21.2003

The (No) Career (For You) Fair

The only person who seemed excited to see me was the lady from Rent-A-Center. She told me that they promote from within the company, and that 95% of their management started out working in a store. I hate retail.

Man, my majors are proving to be even less useful than I thought they'd be. C'mon. I'm smart, I have bachelor degrees in French Literture and Psychology, and I am fun!

Hire me. Please.

At this rate, I will be living at home with my parents until we're all so old that the differences in our ages are practically negligible.