Wow
I would, of course, prefer to go the rest of my life without hearing Kelly Clarkson open her mouth for any reason, but if this isn't possible, then I would at least ask that she not speak, and instead just continue to bleat her way through her Schmaltz 101 songs. I just heard her describe Jack Nicholson as possessing the "most sexiest eyebrows," and I'm still trying to recover.
